We have carefully analyzed your selections, and our assessment*
is as follows:
 You
have not selected a tomb. Your body will need a proper home if you'd
like it to accompany you for all eternity.
We recommend you return to the Tombs page and purchase a burial
spot immediately.
*While it does increase the odds, our Afterlife
Appraisal does not guarantee safe passage to the afterworld. All
items and services are purchased at your own risk. We cannot be
held responsible for grave plundering, river flooding or sand erosion,
or for physical or spiritual distress resulting from evil spells,
lakes of fire, poisonous snakes, eternal limbo, etc. Unused debens
are non-transferable and are not considered legal tender in the
afterlife.
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